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Joke of the Day

"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"

"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."

"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"

"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"

"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("

"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"Last day of school for my kids. For the next ten weeks, I can stop pretending math is important."