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Joke of the Day

"Why is K-9 another term for a dog? Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10."

"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."

"There's 2 types if redditors Those who repost jokes And those who complain about the first type"

"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"