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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first."
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"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"
"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."
"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"I got a taxi home tonight.... Driver said ""that'll be 7"". I said ""could you reverse back a bit I've only got a fiver""!"
"A football joke Jose Mourinho"
"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."
"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."
"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."
"I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven..."