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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."
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"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"Donald Trump The joke's in the title."
"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."
"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"
"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."
"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"