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Joke of the Day
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. A practice that still continues"
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"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
"What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to ""like"" Lysol on Facebook?"
"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"
"7yo: ""Who's singing this?"" Me: ""Franz Ferdinand."" 7yo: ""But, he died in 1914."" Me:"
"Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away."