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Joke of the Day
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. A practice that still continues"
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"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."
"Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend. Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where."
"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"
"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""
"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"
"There is never an excuse to use a contract killer Always pay-as-you-go."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."