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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl with a wandering eye... ...but she was seeing somebody on the side."
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"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"
"Where do super-villains get their coffee? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts."
"How big would jupiter be if it was as close to the earth as the moon..... Pretty damn big (courtesy of my daughter)"
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"
"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
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