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Joke of the Day

"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."

"When I die... I want my body to be dressed in a Super Man costume and tossed out of a plane."

"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."

"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."

"Gordon Ramsey... Who was the first five star cook in ancient Egypt? Pharoh Godron Ramses! Who is his favorite god? Its fuckin Ra!"

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."

"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."