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Joke of the Day
"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"
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"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"
"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"
"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."
"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""
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"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."