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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you a qwerty keyboard? Because U and I were meant to be together."
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"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband."
"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."
"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."
"Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"
"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."