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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."
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"Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."
"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"
"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."
"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"
"Did you hear the one... about the blind prostitute? You really had to hand it to her."
"I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying."
"""Please don't do this,"" I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation."
"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"