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Joke of the Day

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall..."

"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"

"Mariah Carey That awesome performance. Update: thanks for helping me get to the front page of r/jokes"

"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."

"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."

"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."

"Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door."

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "