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Joke of the Day
"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"
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"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked."
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."
"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"
"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"
"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."