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Joke of the Day
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""
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"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."
"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"
"My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. "
"If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes."
"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."
"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."
"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."
"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."
"I hate when people say that I don't like black people I love black people if I could I wold buy myself a few (I'm not a racist in real life though)"