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Joke of the Day
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""
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"I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice"
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff"
"Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them."
"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"
"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."
"Sorry I replied ""yikes"" to your selfie."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""