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Joke of the Day

"Friend - You smell nice, what's that perfume you're wearing? Me - Fear and fabric softener."

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"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."