53915

Joke of the Day

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra"

"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"

"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."

"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"

"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"

"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"