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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A Fruit Stand"
Next Joke
"What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave? Shoplifting"
"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."
"What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!"
"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."
"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"
"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."
"What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out? Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)"
"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."