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Joke of the Day
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
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"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."
"I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision"
"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""
"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through his hands."
"I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."