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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"
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"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
"Today, I was beaten up by this woman ... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, ""Would you please press one."" So I did."
"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."
"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""
"what do you mean you can't deliver pizza to a pillow fort"
"If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more"
"A woman drives into a bar."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."