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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"

"What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!"

"Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'"

"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry..."

"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"

"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."

"Alan from Facebook is concerned about ""boarder"" control and thinks they should ""learn our langage"""

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"