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Joke of the Day

"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"

"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice"

"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""

"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."

"What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer..."

"Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"

"What's loud and sounds like ""apples""? *APPLES!!!*"