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Joke of the Day
"The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news."
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"[in the park] ME: aww look a baby WIFE: is it on me?! ME: um no it's in a stroll- WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME"
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."
"Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !"
"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"
"What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? ""Worse case of suicide I ever saw."""
"Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles."
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."