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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof."
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"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."
"No thanks, people who hum to themselves. I've seen enough horror movies to know that you probably just killed someone or you're possessed."
"About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza."
"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* and he disappeared without a tres."
"At any time, the temptation to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away....... A whim away."