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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had the confidence to just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"Girlfriend's dad says this joke. Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."

"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex The build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."

"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"

"I once put a bunch of grapes in a woman's vagina.... She didn't say much, she just let out a little wine."

"What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned? Cuatro Cinco."