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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn't planning to spend that much.."
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"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"I'm texting nothing but ugly girls from now on. They text back so fast!"
"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"
"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""
"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""
"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."
"So a woman walks up to a tall guy and says ""hey, can you get me that box on the top shelf"""
"I'd like to tell you guys another dick joke but nah, it's too long"
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."