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Joke of the Day

"It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver's seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand."

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"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
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"Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)"
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"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."