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Joke of the Day
"Everything is rightly confused."
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"Is toasting with deaf people offensive? Hear hear..."
"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"
"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"
"Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place."
"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""
"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"
"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"
"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."