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Joke of the Day

"And for my next trick I'll be pulling the rug from under your feet ~Life"

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."

"[in the ambulance] Paramedic: what's your blood type? Me: whatever. I'm not fussy"

"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."

"A knock sounds at a nerd's door... *Knock knock!* ""Who's there?"" ""You know!"" ""You know who?"" ""Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!"""

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"

"What does dog poo and women have in common ? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"