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Joke of the Day
"Resistance is not futile... It's voltage divided by current."
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"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"
"*runs into long lost friend* Him- I started out on the bottom now I'm a district MGR. what do you do? Me- I disappoint people"
"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"
"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."
"I say ""parched"" so everyone knows I'm thirsty AND an asshole."
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."