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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones"

"Did you hear about that Muslim entrepreneur who invented springed prayer mats? His prophets went through the roof!"

"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."

"What's the difference between coriander and cumin? You can't coriander your pants."

"COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody"

"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."

"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."