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Joke of the Day

"Spoiler Alert I just watched Fast and Furious the other day, and I just couldn't get into it because there were too many spoilers."

"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"

"If a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""

"a useful hat is also a handicap"

"What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda? At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes"

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common? They both contain locked up loonies!"

"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."

"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"