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Joke of the Day

"Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!"

"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"

"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."

"When I see.... ...lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"

"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."

"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."

"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""

"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"

"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."