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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."
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"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat."
"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"
"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."
"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ""Whoa! I'm way too high!"" -Bruce Baum"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!"
"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"
"OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!"