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Joke of the Day

"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of philosophy class Because it's so deep"

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."