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Joke of the Day

"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."

"I thought I would have to kill my bitch of a wife, but then she suffocated on saran wrap. I was so Glad."

"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"

"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""

"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"

"If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?"

"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"