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Joke of the Day

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer... They never get old."

"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!"

"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."

"Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*"

"Why go to college? There's Google."

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."

"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."