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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."
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"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."
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"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""
"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."
"Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field."
"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."
"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"
"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you."