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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"
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"Two chemists are at a bar. One says, ""I'd like some water."" The other says ""I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide."" The second one died. Of cancer, many years later."
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
"How many republicans does it take so screw in a light bulb? None, Obama's already screwed it for you. (Thanks, Obama)"
"What kind of bikes do girls ride? Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)"
"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!"