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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called a living room? Don't we live in every room?"
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"You know what's odd about those girls at Starbucks? They, like, literally can't, even."
"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"
"""Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"" ""No, flush it like everyone else"""
"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"
"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"
"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""
"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"
"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"
"TIFU by locking up an underage girl in my sex dungeon Whoops, wrong sub"