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Joke of the Day

"You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener."

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""

"Does anyone have any good programming jokes?"

"Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)"

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity. I'm starting to regret naming my dog that."

"You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom"