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Joke of the Day
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"
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"Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine."
"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"
"A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space."
"Forgot to put the salmon in the fridge after dinner so tomorrow for lunch, I'll have the salmon and the shits."
"Business trip The wife asked me, ""When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."
"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."
"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"