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Joke of the Day

"I met a guy named Richard... I said, ""Can I call you Ritchie or are you gonna be a Dick about it?"""

"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."

"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"

"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"

"Octopus - 8 arms ""Yes"" Octagon - 8 sides ""Yes"" Octuplets - 8 babies ""Yes"" October - 8th month ""No"" I'm burning this world down"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"

"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"

"Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear."