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Joke of the Day

"My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator"

"if carrots could get you drunk.... rabbits would be fucked up."

"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"

"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"

"What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone? ""You're dead to me"""

"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."

"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."

"Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons."

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you"