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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."
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"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."
"My parents caught me masturbating. I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture."
"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""
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"How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!"
"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"
"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."
"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."
"This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it."