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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you? Go for the juggler."
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"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."
"I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance."
"Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs."
"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"
"When police tell you to put your hands up and stop running you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels."
"Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird"
"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"
"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"