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"What is the proudest body part? the veins"
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"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""
"A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help."
"Knock Knock Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."
"5 out of 5 coworkers think I should be wearing pants. All of them are from HR though, and who knew they could get to my cubicle that fast."
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."
"Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can ""dye"" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first."
"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"
"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."
"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."