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"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"
"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."
"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."
"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."
"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."