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Joke of the Day

"I want a sex change. From ""none"" to ""some""."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"You know what's not right? Left"

"I accidentally called it an eternity scarf instead of an infinity scarf and now I have to drink my Starbucks outside."

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an ese."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."

"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."