170735
Joke of the Day
"Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession? It was a case of 'he said, she said'"
Next Joke
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? When the girl has to chew before she swallows."
"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."
"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."
"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"
"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"
"I guess it goes without saying that I'm the Han Solo of Twitter, and you guys are Ewoks. Not even the Ewoks with names. Background Ewoks."
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."