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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas? Cancer. Happy new years folks!"
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"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."
"I just read that the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. Fuck that. I'd run it after 3 or 4 minutes tops."
"My aunt found a lump below her left breast recently. It was my penis."
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""
"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."