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Joke of the Day
"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."
Next Joke
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."
"While i was stealing my dad's laptop ""yank motherfucker!"" . . . ""awe, god damn it."""
"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"
"""Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children."" -My Roommate"
"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."
"Reddit is a lot like being married... You are free to express your opinion on anything you like but you will quickly be informed as to why you are wrong."
"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"