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Joke of the Day

"I was telling my therapist I keep dreaming that I'm in a helicopter crash He said I've got black hawk down syndrome"

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"German sausages... are the WURST!"

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"

"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"

"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."

"Just watched a guy in a shirt that read ""Jedi I am"" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir"