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Joke of the Day

"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"

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"Circular arguments are such a waste of time... They are just pointless"
"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"
"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"
"I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves"
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"
"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."